How to Make a Pork Pie Hat

Doofy

Get busy...there will be a quiz

Nereffid

... and so began the bitter rivalry between Lester Young and Louie Miller (see ad on bottom right).

cafreema

Damn right you can't buy good hats "in a 'gray' neighborhood".

Craig

Doofy

Disappointingly, Google image search comes up with no hits on Diz in his new leopard-skin topcoat.

ScissorMan

You've got to bring the lid back home, no question!

However, I've never really liked the term "Gillespieite." That's just too many contiguous vowels, but if you remove them you can end up with "'spite." I prefer "Dizzyfan," personally.

Doofy

I am thinking Craig would make a memorable impression if he wore a pork pie next time he goes to court.

amclark2

And a leopard skin topcoat!

cafreema

I'd get thrown the slammer. Literally.

Craig

Dr. Mutex

@cafreema: At least you guys don't have to show up in robes and powdered wigs anymore.

Bad Thoughts

Craig does have a wig that he uses for modeling.